CaptainChud

Also known as CaptainChud_WB is the number one simp in the sausage community and is well known as the guy who made the cutting board and the wooden play button. As of now Chud has yet to send Mr. Sausage a new cutting board.

The Cutting Board
CaptainChud is first mentioned in the video Beef Heart Sausage with the new cutting board. The board lasted for 70 videos and streams unit its demise in Gyro Sausage when the board finally burst.

Reconstruction efforts were made during the BBQ Beef Brisket Sausage using clamps and wood glue, but time will tell how long it will last.

As of today, the board has not been replaced but the current one has been holding up to all the abuse Mr. Sausage can dole out.

Wooden YouTube Play Button
The play button was first featured in the Little Caesar's $5 Hot-N-Ready Pepperoni Pizza but as a Sausage and is far superior to the one Suzan gives to the other cowards.